2.19.2007

free tips for the modern cheapskate



Considering the economic 'growth' of the philippines today, I've decided to share some elusive thoughts, rather tips if you prefer, about how to save,save,save, and save some more. No need to worry about advertisement fees or any payment I may be asking. Consider this as a friend to kid conversation. Pun not intended.


1. Pretend you have class on Sunday (I don't actually do this but hey, it's worth a shot)

2. Threaten your parents that if they don't immediately raise your allowance, you'll lick the electric socket and die. (Good way to kill yourself, too. They'll be proud you are creative)

3.No allowance? Go gay and picket strike in front of your lawn everyday.(Explanation not needed)

4. Practice 1,2,3(yes honey, the one cheapers like you do on bus trips and jeepney rides)

5. Run for Senator.


*these tips may not work the first time you try but,as they all say, if you want something to happen, you have to make something happen. Amen to that.